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"The Dalton" Tee

Regular price $ 28.99

The Bison Union Co.'s "The Dalton" shirt pays tribute to the greatest "Cooler" in America history….James Dalton.  Here's just a few stats from the Double Deuce Bar in Jasper, Missouri while Dalton was the Head Bouncer:

  • Punches/Kicks to face….67
  • Punches/Kicks to chest….45
  • Punches/kicks to crotch….5
  • Kicks to knee….9
  • Head butts….5
  • Tackles to someone on a moving motorcycle….1
  • Bottles broken on head….5
  • Hits with an African Spear….5
  • Men crushed by a stuffed Polar Bear….1

No more explanation needed!!!!  Don't buy this shirt if you're a pussy!!  Oh….and "Be Nice Until It's Time To Not Be Nice"!!!!!!

 The "Dalton" Bison Union shirt is MADE IN AMERICA.  It is an athletic Grey Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) construction.  

WARNING: This shirt will not help you in an actual bar fight.  We've said it before….if you wear this shirt know how to fight or where the back door of the bar is!!!!  

 

 



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