The "J. Johnson" Tees
They say he wanted to be a mountain man. The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains. Nobody knows where abouts he come from and don't seem to matter much. He was a young man and ghosty stories about the tall hills didn't scare him none. He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better. He settled for a .30, but damn, it was a genuine Hawken, and you couldn't go no better. Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below.
The "J. Johnson" T-Shirt is a super soft, ultra jersey (65% polyester/ 35% cotton blend) Tee which comes in Heather Brown or Heather Burgandy.
WARNING: Don't do any weak stuff in this shirt or we'll take it back!!